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Phone: 1-(888)-859-5659
Accepting New Clients: Yes
Client Size Range: Small to Medium-Sized companies with a budget.
What makes me different:
With no reception from the bunny ears, I spent most of my childhood outdoors as a vagabond. Oh, the imaginary monsters I slayed.
I grew up a pirate—cleaning toilets, pulling weeds, feeding chickens, mucking out barns, and painting buildings. I worked hard for every last penny.
In my formative years, I was raised by a pack of serial entrepreneurs in the gulags of retail. Escaping my local bastille, I traveled the globe, becoming the #1 top-ranked sales trainer for the establishment I worked for. They even elevated my humble status to Warden of Australasia, where I accrued substantial riches.
Alas, like a moth to a porch light, the brilliance of the Wizard of Ads® siren call was too irresistible for me to resist.
In life, I believe one must stay busy doing what has them eager to get out of bed each day, even if it’s a ridiculously, ridiculously, ridiculously comfortable bed.
I’ve explored the darkest anatomy of the human condition. What I’ve learned is quite helpful in a pinch for those pure of heart, looking to make their fortunes as I have. Heaven forbid these secrets fall into the hands of rapscallions, skullduggerers, or evil-doers.
Having been domesticated, I invest my modest savings and abundant elbow grease into commerce and real estate. Now, I look for other kindred lost boys and girls chasing their dreams and their dragons.
Are you pure of heart with a rebellious streak? Then I will help you find your way to become a household name and build your legacy, too.
Be ready for an adventure, though. My mateys and I are in it for the thrill of the hunt, and you can’t have an adventure without a bit of trouble along the way.
Who I Can Help:
✅ Residential Home Service Contractors
✅ Retailers & Automotive
✅ Professional Services
I work with ambitious business owners who are looking to 4X their business at a minimum.
Who Is Not a Good Fit:
I make it a policy to avoid working with liars, grifters, twitchy bastards, or committees.
What I Do For Clients:
Did you know we’ve been cooking up the recipe for making your brand a household name for over 40 years now?
Some of the ingredients have changed a bit, but the results are just as delicious.
Here’s the secret recipe:
We start with a sweet, sweet bag of Marketing Strategy.
Add in a savory story.
Then, we help you put up signposts to let people who love your story find you when they are ready to buy your stuff.
Finally, we feed your story to as many people as we can afford to reach, over and over again, until you’re a household name.
And if that’s all you need to become wildly successful, we’re all set.
Give me a call, and I’ll build you the best damn team of marketing strategists, media negotiators, and copywriters you could imagine.
I have a question though…
Are you doing something different that is WORTH telling people about?
Something that would get them excited to choose YOU over the others in the zoo?
Do you know where the greatest advertising comes from?
The truth.
Sadly, the truth is, most companies aren’t doing anything interesting, different, or special.
Sure, they have convenient parking and store hours, knowledgeable and courteous staff, good customer service and selection…but isn’t that what they say?
Good companies can increase revenues by:
Showing up
Raising prices
Not being a weirdo
But you hit a ceiling. Maybe now. Maybe later. But eventually.
When you’re stuck trying to figure out how to stand out in a sea of sameness, you need to find that one special thing that you are willing to do that NOBODY else would immediately say, “ME TOO!”
I will help you find that special awesome sauce and implement it.
Once the cake is in the oven, the real work begins. We need to get all of your marketing on the same page. From salespeople to CSRs, to vehicle wraps and lead gen. It’s all got to speak the same language.
That way, everyone knows you’re the right choice. The one they know, like, and trust the most.
