Ryan Patrick

Who I Can Help:

You own a business. You love helping people. And you’re darn good at it, too. But you need a collaborator to help you tell *others* about your awesomeness without being showy or braggy. Yeah, I can help.

Who Is Not a Good Fit:

• Jerks
• Tightwads who refuse to invest in long-term marketing
• Committees with agendas
• Blowhards who take themselves waaaay too seriously
• Know-it-alls who think themselves experts because they took one marketing class back in 1998.
• Owners who think that good advertising can save a bad business

What I Do For Clients:

Simply put, I write cliche-free marketing messages that cause customers to know, like, and trust you. I can also offer voiceover coaching/direction and audio production for radio and web, if needed.

Success Stories:

Most of our clients have enjoyed double-digit growth over the last five years. Which is nice if you enjoy that sort of thing.

Fun Fact:

I host a podcast celebrating the classic television show M*A*S*H…. and my co-host, Jeff Maxwell, portrayed Private Igor on the iconic series.