Ryan Patrick
Ryan PatrickCopywriting, Audio Production
Email: ryanpatrick@wizardofads.com
Website: www.ryan-patrick.com
Accepting New Clients: A Few
Client Size Range: 500K-30M yearly revenue

I’m the least full-of-crap ad writer you’ll ever meet.

I hate buzz words and gimmicks. You do, too, don’t ya?

Who I Can Help:

You own a business. You love helping people. And you’re darn good at it, too. But you need a collaborator to help you tell *others* about your awesomeness without being showy or braggy. Yeah, I can help.

Who Is Not a Good Fit:

  • Jerks
  • Tightwads who refuse to invest in long-term marketing
  • Committees with agendas
  • Blowhards who take themselves waaaay too seriously
  • Know-it-alls who think themselves experts because they took one marketing class back in 1998.
  • Owners who think that good advertising can save a bad business

What I Do For Clients:

Simply put, I write cliche-free marketing messages that cause customers to know, like, and trust you. I can also offer voiceover coaching/direction and audio production for radio and web, if needed.

Success Stories:

Most of our clients have enjoyed double-digit growth over the last five years. Which is nice if you enjoy that sort of thing.

Fun Fact:

I host a podcast celebrating the classic television show M*A*S*H…. and my co-host, Jeff Maxwell, portrayed Private Igor on the iconic series.

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