Copywriting

Would you send any salesperson in front of customers half naked and untrained? Your website is a 24/7 member of your sales force. I help train and dress your online presence.

Leads come when you have the attention of your customer. Getting the attention of your perfect customer means being noticed in an ocean of marketing noise. I make sure that you are the one everyone takes notice of.

Will Rogers said, “It ain’t bragging, if it’s the truth.” To get better results, your business needs to tell the truth. And the truth is never boring with WOA Partners.

Fishing for laughs is useless if you don't know how to f*cking fish. That's where I come in. My wheelhouse is humor. Get on my boat 'cause we're gonna go catch some fat tunas.

Once upon a time, I lost a friend because I thought facts beat feelings. Nope, lesson learned. When someone loves you, they trust you all the way - and facts can’t melt hearts. That's why I learned to write ads that help people fall in love with you, not just trade money for stuff. Love: it's stronger than facts.

Looking for business growth? You found the place! I specialize in Digital, which is where a lot of small businesses start… However, I see your business quickly growing into more. Let me assist you in putting together the best Wizard of Ads team for your unique needs and scalability.

To be or not to be. That is not the question. Whether it nobler to suffer slings and arrows of success or remain in a field of unremarkable cows.
Your business is a racehorse. Are you marketing it like one.

We have clients who need to write, but they won’t write. So we talk to them, then we transcribe and write for them. We do this for projects, books, blogs, newsletters, podcasts and video.

Colleagues, sometimes, label me a ‘troublemaker.’ Perhaps it’s because I’m not afraid to sneak a turd in the punchbowl. Part of that is because I despise pompous windbags, the other reason is I’m repulsed by the “that’s the way we’ve always done it,” crowd. Because it always fails.

Don't read this. Whoops, too late! I have a B.S. in Psychology. I know things about your brain, about your mind - about your customers - that you may not even be aware of. Fear not, I promise to use my powers only for good.

We will listen to you very carefully. Because you have the answers within but don’t see it yet. Our job is to draw them out of you. Jan and I will work to build your business, to make you first in your market and share your story in a compelling way.

Women influence 83 cents of every dollar spent in North America. I help you tap into that gold mine with ad copy and marketing strategies that create lifelong customers.

Why are you in business? The Challenge…Your Family…Fortune and Glory? Whatever is your cause. Know that great marketing and advertising Won’t bullet-train you there. It takes time and stories that stick. Let’s talk about your vision and how to get it working for you.

Queen of the double entendre, Jane has a way of connecting dots that nobody else sees. Every story she tells has its own voice; a voice that evolves from the stem cells of your business.

This should be fun.