Copywriting

Say what matters, where it matters, when it matters. Whatever the medium, I’ll help you deliver a clearer, more meaningful message exactly where and when it matters.

Once upon a time, I lost a friend because I thought facts beat feelings. Nope, lesson learned. When someone loves you, they trust you all the way - and facts can’t melt hearts. That's why I learned to write ads that help people fall in love with you, not just trade money for stuff. Love: it's stronger than facts.

Will Rogers said, “It ain’t bragging, if it’s the truth.” To get better results, your business needs to tell the truth. And the truth is never boring with WOA Partners.

"A radio or TV ad should NEVER sound like an ad."
I strive to follow this advice.
30 years of radio creative experience
2 Radio Mercury Awards
Your next helper to shine the light.
I'm a writing-voicing-producing and jingling-making fooooool.

Looking for business growth? You found the place! I specialize in Digital, which is where a lot of small businesses start… However, I see your business quickly growing into more. Let me assist you in putting together the best Wizard of Ads team for your unique needs and scalability.

You're already running a great business. We help you amplify your good name. We amplify your brand's story, image, and presence to drive more leads, revenue, and recruits. We know how well larger-than-life brands grow with the right brand strategy. If you want healthy growth too, let’s get to work.

Your business is your baby. So let’s tell the world how special your baby is. But without, you know, oversharing or the awkward photos.

20 years as a touring musician taught me writing, guerilla marketing, community building, brand strategy, and brand identity. 12 years running Wizard Academy showed me how to do it on purpose. I would like to do the same for you.

Colleagues, sometimes, label me a ‘troublemaker.’ Perhaps it’s because I’m not afraid to sneak a turd in the punchbowl. Part of that is because I despise pompous windbags, the other reason is I’m repulsed by the “that’s the way we’ve always done it,” crowd. Because it always fails.

Want to go fishing? Want to grab a beer? Want to take over the world… I’m here for it.

Fishing for laughs is useless if you don't know how to f*cking fish. That's where I come in. My wheelhouse is humor. Get on my boat 'cause we're gonna go catch some fat tunas.

Vehicle wraps are a powerful tool for any business, large or small, and I apply the Rhino Rule when designing wraps that work- make one or two points, and make them with impact! Nothing can stop a charging Rhino or a business that sets the standard before even greeting the customer.

I’m going to tell you something that I think you already know. Customers don’t care about your business model. They don’t want to hear about how great a job you do, or how great you think your pricing is. So what then? If nobody cares about your business, how do we get anyone to listen? Well… everyone loves a good story. And you have a good story. Let’s tell it.

Would you send any salesperson in front of customers half naked and untrained? Your website is a 24/7 member of your sales force. I help train and dress your online presence.

Businesses and owners differ, so do the magic makers you'll need. Link up with the peeps who will understand you best...connecting you is where I shine. I know a guy...or gal.