My team and I help owner-operated companies get more grow outta their advertising dough. Radio, TV, Web, whatever works—once you and I agree on the strategy up front—we’ll get em in sync, singing a winning tune that makes you the ear worm that won’t let go. Best of all, we’ll have fun growing together. (Some exclusions apply: See “Who’s Not A Good Fit” first…)
If problems and trends are coins hidden under the sand, then I’m that guy on the beach with a metal detector. I’m the Internet OG (that’s latin for Original Gangster.) I was nerdy before nerdy was cool. I’ve been making websites since AOL had the bright idea of adding Internet.
Powerful media buys come in all sizes.
When I apply our time-tested strategies that consider your goals, current revenue, and marketplace, we grow together.
What I need from you is courage.
I dance like a fool.
My golf game is so bad I’m a safety hazard.
And I only cheat at cribbage.
But I can make people fall in love with your company, and that's all that matters.
Listen, we're weird, but our clients say it's a good weird. (As Roy asks, "Why is it everybody wants their children to be normal but no one wants them to be average?")
I am the marketing strategist and ad writer for over a dozen businesses. Nearly all have grown by double digits each year. My clients grew an average of 21 percent last year (and I have some very big clients). Here’s how I do it…
I don’t care if you sell pink urinal cakes. If you wake every morning with the sole intention of dominating the urinal cake market, and have the courage to pee against the wind, then I’m the guy for you.
There are really only two kinds of companies: either you sell $5 haircuts, or you fix $5 haircuts. I’m your guy if you fix $5 haircuts, and I specialize in marketing “Ugly Duckling Businesses” in a way that increases sales AND profit margin, making low-priced competition a thing of the past.
Want your phone to ring more than ever? I transform mundane details into unforgettable stories that win customers’ hearts — because the mind justifies what the heart has already chosen. I uncover what makes you truly unique, and develop messaging that cuts through the noise and brings you more leads. Let's talk.
Leads come when you have the attention of your customer. Getting the attention of your perfect customer means being noticed in an ocean of marketing noise. I make sure that you are the one everyone takes notice of.
Say what matters, where it matters, when it matters. Whatever the medium, I’ll help you deliver a clearer, more meaningful message exactly where and when it matters.
Feel like there's a lot of competition in your market? There is no competition for those who are in alignment with their North star. Zero. Launch your rocket of desire with clarity and focus, then watch what happens.
The goal is growth. We assemble a dream team for your business to achieve that growth. As part of your team, I create alignment between the verbal and visual—marrying your visuals to that oh-so-important strategy crafted to accelerate your business growth.
You're already running a great business. We help you amplify your good name. We amplify your brand's story, image, and presence to drive more leads, revenue, and recruits. We know how well larger-than-life brands grow with the right brand strategy. If you want healthy growth too, let’s get to work.
Your business is your baby. So let’s tell the world how special your baby is. But without, you know, oversharing or the awkward photos.