Copywriting

Can you handle growth? I’m talking 40%+ year over year. It’s not unusual for my clients to grow 42%, 78%, even 100%+. That would kill a poorly run business, but if you can handle your end, let’s talk…

Your ad will stick its foot out and trip people. A blast of unexpected cold water in the shower. Your message must be more interesting than whatever is going on right now.

At 26 I bought a business. At 29 I sold it for 4X what I paid, and all I changed was the marketing. I thought… maybe I could do that for other businesses. I’ve had to make payroll. I understand the fear of change. Together, we’ll share the joy of seeing great ideas deliver spectacular results.

There are really only two kinds of companies: either you sell $5 haircuts, or you fix $5 haircuts. I’m your guy if you fix $5 haircuts, and I specialize in marketing “Ugly Duckling Businesses” in a way that increases sales AND profit margin, making low-priced competition a thing of the past.

A Wizard of Ads Partner since August 2001. My passion is helping the ambitious underdog become the big dog. I've helped business owners in Australia, New Zealand, the United States & Canada. So if you want to become the big dog, or want to market your business better, let's have a chat. Click my image above for contact details.

Are you smart, or wise? Roy Williams wrote, “A smart man makes a mistake, learns from it, and never makes that mistake again. But a wise man finds a smart man and learns from him how to avoid the mistake altogether.” Working with me is a wise decision.

You can't see the label when you're inside the bottle. When it comes time to buy your product or service, people will start to think of YOU first and feel the best about you.

I'm the guy who writes the words that cause customers to know, like, and trust you.

From idea to fulfillment, Monica produces dramatic results. Client work includes story-mining, TV and Radio writing and directing, jingle writing and event coordination. Big dreams? She has big ideas for you.

No ad deserves a customer’s attention. We have to earn it. I’ve spent my entire career working at big, multinational agencies on some of the world’s biggest and most successful global brands. Why can’t we bring that strategic thinking and that breakthrough creativity to every client?

Say what matters, where it matters, when it matters. Whatever the medium, I’ll help you deliver a clearer, more meaningful message exactly where and when it matters.

I don’t care if you sell pink urinal cakes. If you wake every morning with the sole intention of dominating the urinal cake market, and have the courage to pee against the wind, then I’m the guy for you.

Businesses and owners differ, so do the magic makers you'll need. Link up with the peeps who will understand you best...connecting you is where I shine. I know a guy...or gal.

You're already running a great business. We help you amplify your good name. We amplify your brand's story, image, and presence to drive more leads, revenue, and recruits. We know how well larger-than-life brands grow with the right brand strategy. If you want healthy growth too, let’s get to work.

I dance like a fool.

My golf game is so bad I’m a safety hazard.

And I only cheat at cribbage.

But I can make people fall in love with your company, and that's all that matters.