Copywriting

Fishing for laughs is useless if you don't know how to f*cking fish. That's where I come in. My wheelhouse is humor. Get on my boat 'cause we're gonna go catch some fat tunas.

Looking for business growth? You found the place! I specialize in Digital, which is where a lot of small businesses start… However, I see your business quickly growing into more. Let me assist you in putting together the best Wizard of Ads team for your unique needs and scalability.

Women influence 83 cents of every dollar spent in North America. I help you tap into that gold mine with ad copy and marketing strategies that create lifelong customers.

Why are you in business? The Challenge…Your Family…Fortune and Glory? Whatever is your cause. Know that great marketing and advertising Won’t bullet-train you there. It takes time and stories that stick. Let’s talk about your vision and how to get it working for you.

Your customers’ ears hear only what is relevant to them. They filter out the nonessential in a sea of messaging. I write ads that are surprising and memorable creating customers wanting to do business with you. I’m Paul Stitt, and I’ve written more than 10,000 ads helping hundreds of businesses achieve success using radio.

Queen of the double entendre, Jane has a way of connecting dots that nobody else sees. Every story she tells has its own voice; a voice that evolves from the stem cells of your business.

This should be fun.

If you don't know where to start, I'm the one who made a living managing a team of consultants in growing our clients' businesses. Let me put a team together just for you.

Want to feel confident? Like a kid who knows dad will be home to play? Wanna feel that comfort with business? Don't talk to Michael if you want the same ol' thing. He never met a box.

David has grit, determination and the heart of a servant. With a secret weapon in his pocket he slays Goliath and everyone falls in love with him. If you’re David, you want me in your pocket!

No ad deserves a customer’s attention. We have to earn it. I’ve spent my entire career working at big, multinational agencies on some of the world’s biggest and most successful global brands. Why can’t we bring that strategic thinking and that breakthrough creativity to every client?

Colleagues, sometimes, label me a ‘troublemaker.’ Perhaps it’s because I’m not afraid to sneak a turd in the punchbowl. Part of that is because I despise pompous windbags, the other reason is I’m repulsed by the “that’s the way we’ve always done it,” crowd. Because it always fails.

Once upon a time, I lost a friend because I thought facts beat feelings. Nope, lesson learned. When someone loves you, they trust you all the way - and facts can’t melt hearts. That's why I learned to write ads that help people fall in love with you, not just trade money for stuff. Love: it's stronger than facts.

Every Real Life Day should end with jumping in your front door and exploding to tell your spouse, roommate, or favorite goldfish, “You’ll never guess what happened!” Your ads, meetings, and moments need at least the possibility of causing some head shaking, maybe a giggle, and as my special needs brother Kevin puts it, “a tear in your eye.”