What happens when you break a promise…
What are they doing? Lying to their customer. Because they have zero intent to be there the next day.
It's expensive yet they're the fastest-growing pet brand over the last decade. They start with self-identification.
It started out magically but then their video gave away all the secret sauce.
Until this 80 year old man they talked about how the foot runs and their technology and no one cared.
Don't overexplain what you're doing because then nobody's going to like it.
Why do 185 countries (except the USA) all know which color to eat last?
The redundancy of "Kills bugs dead" is the point. The unusual phraseology makes it sticky.
The best comedy takes things to ridiculous levels but still has an element of truth to it.
The risk isn't in going too far with the joke. The risk actually lies in not going far enough.