Darling, you do have style
I love writing distinctive copy for all my clients. But this one is interesting. Nobody suspects I'm that voice.
Man vs. Machine: Should AI Write Your Ads?
It is by definition derivative. What are other people saying? It'll say that too.
Why 1950s Advertising is STILL Relevant Today
Ogilvy almost left Rolls-Royce defeated, but 1 comment changed everything.
AI is OK
AI is right for your business, if you don't think your business is terribly special.
How Adidas Fumbled the Message With “You Got This”
It starts brilliantly. But by the end it's a participation ribbon.
Lord Byron Killed by SEO Writing
Confused companies spend thousands on SEO writers of ill repute who produce little benefit.
The REAL Reason Jaguar’s Rebrand Doesn’t Work
In 2022 they sold 61,661 cars. 2 years later it's 33,320. Just shy of a 50% decline. How? Why?
Are You a Real Man?
At first, I thought it was a hoax. But there's a method to this brand's positioning worth serious scrutiny.
Be Wild
Don’t fall into the trap of using safe, tame, lame ads. It feels tried and true, but it's a road to nowhere.
The Hallmarks of Good Web Copy
The most effective writing for websites is like feeding your dog the pill inside the cheese.
Ernest Hemingway Killed by SEO Writing
Businesses that employ typical SEO writing repel customers and sound like they suck.
The Genius Behind Allstate’s “Mayhem” Campaign
These actually are using fear, but the crazy ass personification allows it to be comedy.
VRBO’s New Campaign Isn’t Working — Here’s Why
They're pretending they're different than Airbnb and hoping we're stupid.
Why this Nike Ad was actually a FAILURE
It was brilliantly written and exquisitely produced. But they forgot who usually buys Nike.
Why Do Your Ads Sound Like a Lecture?
The only education your ad should deliver is why the customer should give a damn.